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Sunday, June 28, 2009

adeh.. napelah susah benau tag ekau ni timah... cit

you've been tagged!!!

Be honest no matter what. You have to do it!

1.) Have you ever been asked out?
oh yes... so many times... going out for lunch... dinner.. jadi banggali jaga... pi jemaat kat semejid... errrr pecacai angkat barang...WHAT??? ooo dating hehehe... hurm actually... yes...

2.) Where was your default picture taken?
photo studio kepunyaan seorang ahpek yg sangat baik... aku rasa la.. hehehe mana nak ingat umoq 2 tahun lebih je time tu... cuba kau tanya atok sebelah abah korang sekarang ada tak diorang ingat apa2 masa umoq 2 tahun... chit...

3.) What's your middle name?
RIZAL BIN ZAIDI... so... it's BIN rite?

4.) Your current relationship status?
single

5.) Does your crush like you back?
zaman tadika
i had this crush (suka yea... bukan cinta) kat seorang budak nama Nurhafizah... at one time i asked to borrow her pencil and eventually she refused it... sampai ke tingkatan 3 aku tadak marka.. malu nak mampuih punya pasai nak ajak dating

zaman TI
errrr deffinately yes

zaman matrik
errrr nope

zaman U
oh yes...but i never know that she's somebody's fiancee... gila kan aku time tu

selepas tu... HARAM...

6.) What is your current mood?
starving... hahahahaha let see...
kerepek ubi @ 2 packs
keropok rota ketapi @ 2 packs
telur pindang @ 2 bijik
kuih raya @ 3 pcs
AWATLAH LAPAQ LAGI NIH... PATUTLA PEROT AKU BUNCIT MACAM DI PAM2...ISK

7.) What color of underwear are you wearing?
currently wearing sarong... and practically wearing sarong without underwear kinda berangin dan sangat nyaman okay!!!

8.) What color shirt are you wearing?
white with red and blue colored logo... besaq pulak tu

9.) Missing something?
my self respect to myself.... dammed i missed it...

10.) If you could go back in time and change something, what would you do?
myself... what else? aku adalah seorang yg tak sedaq kediri... ketegaq nak mampuih.. nampak baik walhal pangai cam setan...

11.) If you must be an animal for one day, what?
tanak aku jadi minatang.. elok2 jadi orang nak jadi minatang napenye.. gila?

12.) Ever had a near death experience?
being hospitalized because of errrr how should i say it...SEVERE NERVE ATTACK... mak aih.. holiwud sungguh penyakit aku.. no cure

13.) Something you do a lot?
work... i'm a workaholic person...

14.) The song stuck in your head?
GEMURUH by faizal tahir... aah peja walaupun lagu ko sedap.. aku tetap tak suka ko...

15.) Who did you copy and paste this from?
nurul hayati @ timah... she tagged me at her facebook.. but i tend to answer it here

16.) Name someone with the same birthday as you?
oh yes... her name is SURIATI YUSNITA YUSUF... same birthdate, same state but different hospital...

17.) When was the last time you cried?
last week when writing about my dad... ngeee terlebih emo pulak aku

18.) Have you ever sung in front of a large audience?
oh yes... many times
zaman sekolah rendah
LEAD BORIA + DIKIR BARAT

zaman sekolah menengah
PERFORMANCE FOR TEACHER'S PET.. EH... DAY

zaman TI
LEAD BORIA + DIKIR BARAT

and... errr banyak lagi lah...

19.) If you could have one super power what would it be?
hualamak... healing power.. peeh...

20.) What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
hair, smile, lough... aaahhh what else.. kang klu aku cakap.. nanti kang terkeluar ayat lucah pulak

22.) What's your biggest secret?
what? if i tell you... it's not a secret anymore rite?

23.) Favorite color?
white, black, red

24.) Do you still watch kiddie movies or tv shows?
crayon sin chan, dragon ball, transformer... isk.. banyak lagi lah

25.) What's on your walls?
clock, paintings, cicak kayu, beak kayu, kogha2 kayu isk.. macam museum tak siap pulak rumah aku

26.) What are you?
cant really understand myself... i cant really scold or mad at people.. but please JANGAN BUAT AKU BENCI.. SUSAH NANTI KANG...

27.) Do you speak any other language?
speak? errrr you're asking in english.. so can i answer that i know malay language? hehehe

28.) What's your favorite smell?
bau rumput yg baru lepas kena potong... peeeh..

29.) Describe your life in one word.
beautifull

30.) Have you ever kissed in the rain?
inside my car? can arr?

31.) What are you thinking about right now?
why i cant sleep... isk...

33.) What should you be doing?
sleeping...

34.) Who was the last person that made you upset/angry?
my errr baik takyah sebot la... nak menyebut nama pun aku benci...

35.) How often do u talk to God?
QUL INNA SOLATI WANUSUKI WAMAH YAYA WAMAMATI LILLAHI RABBIL 'ALAMIN...

36.) Do you like working in the yard?
errrr yard? kinda.. why?

37.) If you could have any last name in the world, what would you want?
eh mak bapak aku dah bagi nama elok2 dah.. nak apa lagi?

38.) Do you act differently around the person you like?
HELL NO!
konsikuenses atau akibat...

ada satu masa tu...kalau salah tak silap aku tahun 2003 takpun 2004... aku ada la diperkenalkan pada seorang perempuan yg bakal menjadi cikgu sekolah bernama ija... aku diperkenalkan oleh member aku cipon dan jugak bini beliau... zahirah.. ija ni kawan zahira.... maka bila dah kekenal tu... pehtu kekonon gatai la nak bercinta..

bila dah kompom dia kata dia suka aku... aku pun sedaq yg aku ni makin lama makin toa... aku pun cakap la kat dia yg aku serious... makanya minah ni jemput la aku pi rumah dia masa raya aji tahun tu... dia cakap family dia nak berkenalan dengan aku... dah la sebelum tu abg dia nak jumpa aku.. aku selamba lembu jumpak kat kedai tomyam area sri gombak menjawab soklan macam polis... pehtu siap kena warning jangan main2kan adik dia... eh.. sape nak main2kan adik kau kalau aku dah serious nak kawen ngan adik kau? kot aku dah kawen ngan adik kau... baru la aku main ikut suka suki aku apa posisi pun... (ops.. amaran kerajaan mesia... jangan cakap lucah)

then ari yg dinantikan pun sampai... aku pun pi la ngan adik pompuan aku.. syima ngan ciken... bila dah sampai kat depan pintu pagaq umah... keluaq la mak bapak dia... pehtu... masa aku kelam kabut nak boh kunci keta kat dalam poket... tangan kiri aku pegang enpon... (zaman tu kan ke enpon gedabak besaq?) makanya secara logiknya tinggai la tangan kanan aku nak sambot salam... aku salam la bapak dia guna tangan kanan ja... macam shake hand la... gila yahudi kan orang tengok? mak dia aku tak salam sebab pakai tudung laboh.. aku assume yg ni mesti kang kena reject sebab aku bukan muhrim kat anak dan jugak mak dia...aku hangguk ajelah sambe tanya "apa habaq mck?"

pehtu dalam sesembang tu pak dia tanya aku... isap rokok tak? eh pck ni ... dah sah2 sampoerna menthol 20 ngan marlboro light menthol aku letak ataih meja... takkan aku bau ja rokok tu? aku pun dah pak dia cucoh rokok deun... aku cucoh la rokok marlboro... koboi sket rasa time tu

dah abih sembang mambang.. aku pun balik... nak tau apa jadi malam tu? aku dapat panggilan tepon daripada minah tu kata aku
- TAK GHETI ADAB SEBAB SALAM SEBELAH TANGAN.. TAK CHOM TANGAN DAN JUGAK TAK SALAM MAK DIA
- GEMOK... TAK SESUAI NGAN DIA YG HALUIH (NI AYAT PAK DIA)
- KAKI ROKOK... oh mementang isap rokok koboi... ko isap rokok deun... aku kira reject la?
- MACAM LANGIT NGAN BUMI sebab aku pakai keta besaq.. anak dia pakai kancil je... isk...

kalau korang dalam situasi aku.. rasa macam nak pi tampar laju2 je muka sesekor... tapi sebagai rakyat malaysia yg berbudi bahasa... aku sabaq ajelah

39.) What is your natural hair color?
black...

40.) Who was the last person to make you cry?
kak lina... when i red her blog about motherhood... bersyukurlah sapa2 yg masih ada mak (termasuk la aku... nanti bila dah tadak baru nak tertunggin nangeh kat tepi bucu nesan kuboq tu)

ha.. habih pun... daaaa

2 said something:

AngahLina said...

Who was the last person to make you cry?
kak lina... when i red her blog about motherhood... bersyukurlah sapa2 yg masih ada mak (termasuk la aku... nanti bila dah tadak baru nak tertunggin nangeh kat tepi bucu nesan kuboq tu..
Bkn niat nak bg org nangis bila baca blog akak tu.. just tu kenangan akak...n peringatan kpd sesapa yg punya mak lg.. :D

RIZAL@BUYONG.INC said...

ya lor... sebab tu la saya tulih yg dalam kurungan tu