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Tuesday, May 11, 2010

FUNNY

INSTRUCTIONS: Go to www.urbandictionary.com type in your answer to each question in the search box, then write one definition it gives you.

AND THESE ARE MINE... HEHE.. CAMCHI!!!

1. Your name? rizal
A Pedophile, someone who likes to obsess over under aged people.

2. Age? 32
quart of beer or malt liquor

3.One of your friends? fuad
Acronym for "Fucked Up And Die", as in "let's get FUAD". Most commonly know from the Motion City Soundtrack song, LG FUAD

4. What should you be doing? working
A term to describe the tedious and boring indentured servitude that most people are forced to endure to get money. Generally, not a pleasant experience.

5. Favorite colour? white
Contrary to popular belief the word "white" is not a racial comment or slur

6. Favorite number?8
8 is the answer every engineer gives when he has no friggin' idea of the solution to a problem

7. Month of your birthday? october
the birthstone for this month is Opal, but there is also a cheaper Rose Zicron.

8. Last person you talked to? adreena
Part of British Rock band "Daisy Chainsaw" and "Queen Adreena" described as "artsy" and "slightly odd", which makes her music all the more delightful. Has the enviable talent of going from true metal scream to soft angellic and ghostly tones. And inspiration, and also seen as a contempory of the riot grrrlmovement

9. One of your nicknames? jan
Someone with and incredibly enormous p***s. This person is usually good at most things and is smart. He is totally rad when it comes to chicks.

10. What are you wearing now? shirt
"shit" without the "r"

11. Your pet's name? roger
It is also commonly used to describe the taking of a woman from behind.

12. What you did last Friday? dvd
Swedish slang for "yo bet ya" or simular to "You can count on it"

13. Your Zodiac Sign? libra
"He who can charm the birds from the trees, and pull you into his seas."

14. The last 3 digits of your cellphone number? 098
Another word for a ghost, especially a friendly one

15. Your fantasy nickname? kanda? hehe
A sexy kind girl who dresses in black but not goth she has many friends and makes them easy she is normally in love with some one name justin there attracted to people with that name

16. Your favorite clothing brand? cap ayam... hahahahaha
boobs..!!

17. Where you work? kuala lumpur
The Drinking Club with the Running Problem

18. What day is it tomorrow? wednesday
The day after Tuesday and before Thursday

19. Your favorite smell? tropical breeze
While revieving a blumpkin a male farts and the resulting air rolls off of the water like a warm tropical breeze
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20. Your favorite food? vadeh
vadeh isn't defined yet

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