adult @ dewasa

Adult:

A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.

translation

DEWASA:

perihal akan TUMBESARAN seseorang yang telah TERHENTI dari ATAS KE BAWAH dan selanjutnya makin MEMBESAR di KAWASAN TENGAH

kan?

lol!

Saya memang suka buat menda gila...

lokasi: TEMERLOH
jam: 12.30am
tarikh: 20/2/2010
detail: lorong ntah apa nama (EMEI YG BAWAK).. makan nasik tetengah malam

menu aku
NASI PUTEH
AYAM MASAK MERAH
IKAN PATIN MASAK TEMPOYAK
TELUR MASIN SEPAROH
SAYUR LEMAK JANTUNG PISANG

verdict: TERBAEK!

okasi: TEMERLOH
jam: 2.30am
tarikh: 20/2/2010
detail: sungai kat temerloh yg ada lampu ceni.. sebijik macam lampu hollywood dowh!

jam 4.00am bertolak balik ke KL... jam 5.30am sampai di Flora damansara.. peehh...

Me & My Boss

When I Take a long time to finish,

I am slow,

When my boss takes a long time,

he is thorough

When I don't do it,

I am lazy,

When my boss does not do it,

he is busy,

When I do something without being told,

I am trying to be smart,

When my boss does the same,

he takes the initiative,

When I please my boss,

I am apple polishing,

When my boss pleases his boss,

He is cooperating ,

When I make a mistake,

I' am an idiot.

When my boss makes a mistake,

He's only human.

When I am out of the office,

I am wondering around.

When my boss is out of the office,

He's on business.

When I am on a day off sick,

I am always sick.

When my boss is a day off sick,

He must be very ill.

When I apply for leave,

I must be going for an interview .

When my boss applies for leave,

it's because he's overworked

When I do g ood,

my boss never remembers,

When I do wrong,

he never forgets

what to do?????????????

KORANG INGAT KORANG BESAR SANGAT? TENGOK NIH!

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