It's me and my blurps

Tuesday, March 31, 2009

Difference between Wife & Girlfriend

Some people say: Wife is a HARIMAU
Girlfriend is HARI HARI MAHU

And some say: Wife is like TV, Girlfriend is like Handphone (HP)

At home watch TV,

Go out bring HP.

No money, sell TV.

Got money change HP.

Sometimes enjoy TV but most of the time play with HP.

TV free for life but HP, if you don't pay, the services will be terminated.

TV is big, bulky and ! most of the time old but HP is cute, slim, curvy and very portable at any time.

Operational cost for TV is often acceptable but for HP is high and often demanding.

Most Important, TV got remote but HP don't have.

Last but not least......
TV do not have virus but HP have VIRUS....... Once get it, HABIS LAH . So better choose TV lah

kah kah kah kah kah hawat tak amik

Thursday, March 26, 2009

Being tagged by timah...lagi2 beliau

FOUR NAMES THAT FRIENDS CALL YOU:
-Rizal
-Jan
-Abg Bu
-Abg Bob

FOUR MOST IMPORTANT DATES IN YOUR LIFE:
- 26th August 1956 (My emak's birthday)
- 28th January 1952 (My ayah's birthday)
- 27th April 1980 (Lan's Birthday)
- 12 Rabiul Awwal (Prophet Muhammad PBUH birthday)

FOUR THINGS YOU'VE DONE IN THE LAST 30 MINUTES:
-Update Toner inventories
-Update POS menu
-Update Exchange Server email address'
-Make nescafe... sojuk dan shetim oooo tadi...

FOUR WAYS TO BE HAPPY:
- Lillahi Ta'ala
- Gain knowledge (Utlibul 'Ilma 'Ala faridhatan 'Ala Kulli Muslim)
- Make your parents happy
- Feel happy to help people that indeed needing

FOUR GIFTS YOU WOULD LIKE TO RECEIVE:
- HTC Touch Diamond Pro
- D700
- Mitsubishi 2.0 GT with intercooler aka evo X
- AF-S VR Zoom-Nikkor 70-200mm f 2.8G IF-ED (2.9x)

FOUR OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES:
-Reading (eee boring kan aku nih)
-Taking photos
-Badminton
-Cooking (patutla aku gemok)

FOUR PLACES YOU WANT TO GO FOR VACATION:
-Indonesia spree (Bandung, Jogjakarta, Padang, Bali)
-Sabah
-New Zealand
-Middle East

FOUR FAVORITE DRINKS:
-Nescafe
-Ribena
-Fruit punch (made by myself off course)
-Coffee Latte

FOUR THINGS ALWAYS FOUND IN YOUR BAG:
-Wallet
-DIY tools
-Thumb Drive
-Coins

FOUR FAVORITE COLORS:
-Black
-Blue
-White
-Red

TOP FOUR HANGOUTS:
-Taqwa
-Kelab Koay Teow KL
-Suria
-Masjid (uuuih... KORANG JANGAN GELAK)

TOP FOUR U LOVE SO MUCH:
-My parents
-My siblings+nieces+nephews
-My Ehem2
-My Friends

TOP FOUR "THINGS" SPECIAL TO YOU:
-My D200
-My PFE 59
-My WRP 2170
-My sweet / bad memories

TOP FOUR WHO YOU THINK WILL ANSWER THIS SURVEY:
-Kak Lina
-Kak Rozie
-Zarina Amin
-tadak lagi dah.. habis... yg lain tak suka soklan2 ceni...

TOP FOUR REASONS WHY YOU ANSWERED THIS SURVEY:
-Bcoz I was tagged by Timah
-I love to share
-Waiting for my ayah tu turn up
-Saja suka suki menyusahkan orang jawab tagged nih

KJ Sucks!

It sucks!
KJ really sucks!
the way he gave the speech after winning was totally sucks!
Riak!
Arrogant!!!

Lagu modified ini saya tujukan kepada para pemilih KJ
BERSATU KITA BERSATU
DI BAWAH PEMIMPIN PENIPU
MAKIN HARU BIRU
INILAH MUKA PEMUDA BARU...