aku adalah EDP officer yg bodo.. sebab tu la tak pernah confirm

huh... klu physical file takpela jugak... ni undeleted files... tak ke sawan lembu nak ngadap 8ribu lebih log file? 5 teun dulu klu 120GB tu kira besaq la HDD... skang?

eh korang ingat stm ngan edb files tu bleh sesuka suki ke kasi kecik? meroyan ape? dah la dulu purchase server without at least RAID 5... ni tak ke menyusahkan aku!!!! selsema lembu dibuatnye

Kembalinya ibunda Salleh Brotherz ke Rahmatullah

"Al Fatihah kepada ibunda Salleh (Brotherz) yg telah kembali ke Rahmatullah @8am, 25/5/09"

penat

penat... tak larat... hangin... tak betul... meroyan... sentap.... aaarrrrgh!!!

Huh... tak la penat sangat masuk marathon

Assalamualaikum...

Ini adalah lampiran sms aku ngan kawan aku hehe

AKU:
Hh xla penat sgt pun masuk marathon

KAWAN:
Amboi! Marathon mana hang msk ni?

AKU:Marathon kt kaw umah je. Dr pg td non stop. peluh kuaq byk, tp yg heran x lapaq pun. Bertambah kenyang adala.

KAWAN:
Ni proses nk slimkn bdn ka cheq?

AKU:
Xjgk. Tula heran tu. Konsentret sampai terlena la td masa break.

KAWAN:
P la msk gym. Lg sng.

AKU:
Kt gym xdk rice cooker, sudip, kuali, lauk, beras ngan tilam. Hehe

KAWAN:
Amboi! Nk smua 2 pyh la.

AKU:
Xdpt lagi?
Hehe dh start gelak gulin nih

KAWAN:
Dpt ape? x slh hntr sms ke?

maka aku tepon la kawan aku tu... adeh! dah terang lagi nyata yg aku masuk marathon MAKAN & TIDOR... hehehehehehehe

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
sampai sekarang masih tingat akan kebluran member aku tu semalam

yeeeeeeeeeeeeehaaaaa!!!!
aku nak pi makan!
Lunch Time

Open Letter to Bill Gates, please read

Open Letter

To: Bill Gates of Microsoft
From: Banta Singh of Punjab
Subject: Problems with my new computer

Dear Mr. Bill Gates,
We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some problems, which I want to bring to your notice.

1. There is a button 'start' but there is no 'stop' button. We request you to check this.

2. We find there is 'Run' in the menu. One of my friends clicked 'run' he ran up to Amritsar ! So, we request you to change that to 'sit', so that we can click that by sitting.

3. One doubt is whether any 're-scooter' is available in system? I find only 're-cycle', but I own a scooter at my home.

4. There is 'Find' button but it is not working properly. My wife lost the door key and we tried a lot trace the key with this ' find' button, but was unable to trace.. Please rectify this problem.

5. My child learnt 'Microsoft word' now he wants to learn 'Microsoft sentence', so when you will provide that?

6. I bought computer, CPU, mouse and keyboard, but there is only one icon which shows 'MY Computer': when you will provide the remaining items?

7. It is surprising that windows says 'MY Pictures' but there is not even a single photo of mine.. So when will you keep my photo in that.

8. There is 'MICROSOFT OFFICE' what about 'MICROSOFT HOME' since I use the PC at home only.

9. You provided 'My Recent Documents'. When you will provide 'My Past Documents'?

10. You provide 'My Network Places'. For God sake please do not provide 'My Secret Places'. I do not want to let my wife know where I go after my office hours.

Regards,
Banta

Last one to Mr Bill Gates :
Sir, how is it that your name is Gates but u are selling Windows ?