seloka jepun attack malaya - tribute to pak ku syahadat

hai jepun perintah pulak 3 tahun 8 bulan

susah nak minum makan dan jugak pakaian

sama orang lelaki dan jugak orang perempuan

dimakan ubi kayu.. cecah dengan manisan

hai jepun langgaq tahun ampat puloh satu

banyak orang puteh lari tak tentu kalu

masuk segenap dalam lubang kubu

kerana dia takot.. senapang dengan peluru

hai jepun masuk jalan negara siam

jambatan titi omputeh habih dia bom

segala gudang2 jepun habih dia hentam

pemerintahan jepun sangatlah kejam

hai jepun masuk jalan padang besaq dan changlun

puak jepun datang ramai berduyun duyun

padi beraih hak kita dirampaih di samun

banyak rakyat makan ubi dengan timun

hai pergadohan jepun dengan barang perniagaan

jepun jual sangat moghah mangkuk dan pinggan

bertengkaq berbalah sampai pulak bergadohan

akhir2 rakyat jugak mendapat kesusahan

hai jalan padang besaq mari jepun

naik kheta pi asap berkelun kelun (banyak)

hukuman jepun pulak macam penyamun

salah tak salah.. hai disepak dibalun

hai jepun masuk nak perinta tanah malaya

cina siam melayu pakat takot belaka

kerana dia sangat keghaih kepala

padi beraih hak kita.. dia ambek saja

hai tahun ulaq kecil jepun masuk

bila berjumpak jepun kepala kena hangguk

dia tak kira korporat tak kira datok

perangai jepun.. semacam dengan beghok...

hai hari isenin jepon mulai masuk malaya

datang berduyun2 masuk dengan segera

jepun marah kat orang puteh kerana meniaga

orang puteh hentam.. kepala tokeh chiba (jepun)

hai mola2 tokeh chiba mejual kueh sepit

harganya satu keping satu duit (1 sen)

dalam kueh sepit ada cincin kunin meghelit (bersinar)

dengan budak2.. habih dia kutip duit

hai jepun dah sampai pulak di Kepala Bataih (batas)

peluru dan senapang semua dia galaih (galas)

orang puteh lari yang sangat deraih (deras)

jikalau dapat tangan dia.. nyawa pulak ghentaih (rentas - putus)

hai jepun dah sampai pulak dipekan aloq setaq

pakat takot lari terketaq ketaq

tak kira tua muda kecil dan besaq

kita tak hangguk kepala.. dah kena penampaq

hai melayu dan siam pakat banyak makan ubi kayu

padi dan beraih habih dia sapu

siapa buat salah dia hentam dengan peluru selalu

ditanam selubang hindu (india), cina, melayu

hai jepun suruh pakat usung kayu

jika tak larat usung dia buang satu satu

dia suruh bawak jugak dipukul dipalu

ada setengah orang.. mati pulak disitu

hai selama jepun perintah pulak 3 tahun 8 bulan

banyaklah rakyat mendapat lagi kesusahan

susah mendapat minum dan jugak makan

kena pakai sarong guni.. buat tudung kemaluan

hai hukuman jepun rakyat semua takot

kalau buat salah dibagi minum ayaq di pijak peghot (perut)

nyawa pulak jadi naik pasang surut

terkadang2 nyawa teruih tercabot

hai rakyat yang salah disepak kancing

kena sekali terberak terkencing

mata keluaq api hijau dan kuning

perot senak.. kepala naik pening

hai jepun dia kerah rakyat membuat jalan

kena masuk segenap kedalam hutan

mau tak mau dia hukum paksa kan

ada yang mati dengan kerana kelaparan

hai zaman jepun takdak ada banyak sekolah

saya mengaji kat rumah lebai Lah

disitu pulak tak dikira darjah

boleh baca quran.. dia kata "sudah lah" (ok la tu)

hai zaman jepun ada banyak penyakit

nyamuk tuma semua dia gigit

kudey (kudis) buta cabok dikulit

tak dak kelambu secarek rabit

hai zaman jepun tadak pulak guruih api

dibelaga batu dengan besi

bagi masuk habok dudoq yang kering sekali

ditepok dipetik.. keluaqlah api...

hai pemerintahan jepun sangatlah keraih

kalau buat salah dia tangkap berkaih

disuruh pulak menyangkoi bataih

dia bagi menom ayaq.. dia jemoq panaih

hai jepun masuk dengan serentak

barang pakaian kesemua tak dak

perangai jepun macam kelaku budak budak

kita salah sikit.. dia pasang pulak penyepak

hai percakapan jepun sangatlah susah

apa dia kata kita tak paham sepatah

dia kata "kroh kreh wah kruh krah"

kita jawab tak jawab.. jadi serba salah

hai loghat bahasa jepun bunyi macam kera

"kroh kreh wah kruh krah" kita kena hangguk kepala

jika tak hangguk dia kata kurang bahasa

kena penyepak dia dah sakit tak sanggah

hai kita tak boleh pulak pergi ke sana sini

tadak kain kena pakai sarong guni

habih ke semua anak dan bini

kena duduk pulak ditempat yang sunyi

hai tahun kegha (kera) jepun sudah pulang

kerana dia kalah masuk menentang berperang

orang puteh hantaq balik dengan kapai dan tongkang

tenggelam ayaq laut.. mampuih terkangkang

hai amarika bom pulak di bandaq hirosyima

banyak yang mati lagi yang jantan betina

termasuk jepun hindu dan cina

yang mana mampuih.. mulut ternganga

hai habihlah kisah jepun yang ampunya ceritaaaaaaaaaaaa.....

FUNNY

INSTRUCTIONS: Go to www.urbandictionary.com type in your answer to each question in the search box, then write one definition it gives you.

AND THESE ARE MINE... HEHE.. CAMCHI!!!

1. Your name? rizal

A Pedophile, someone who likes to obsess over under aged people.

2. Age? 32

quart of beer or malt liquor

3.One of your friends? fuad

Acronym for "Fucked Up And Die", as in "let's get FUAD". Most commonly know from the Motion City Soundtrack song, LG FUAD

4. What should you be doing? working

A term to describe the tedious and boring indentured servitude that most people are forced to endure to get money. Generally, not a pleasant experience.

5. Favorite colour? white

Contrary to popular belief the word "white" is not a racial comment or slur

6. Favorite number?8

8 is the answer every engineer gives when he has no friggin' idea of the solution to a problem

7. Month of your birthday? october

the birthstone for this month is Opal, but there is also a cheaper Rose Zicron.

8. Last person you talked to? adreena

Part of British Rock band "Daisy Chainsaw" and "Queen Adreena" described as "artsy" and "slightly odd", which makes her music all the more delightful. Has the enviable talent of going from true metal scream to soft angellic and ghostly tones. And inspiration, and also seen as a contempory of the riot grrrlmovement

9. One of your nicknames? jan

Someone with and incredibly enormous p***s. This person is usually good at most things and is smart. He is totally rad when it comes to chicks.

10. What are you wearing now? shirt

"shit" without the "r"

11. Your pet's name? roger

It is also commonly used to describe the taking of a woman from behind.

12. What you did last Friday? dvd

Swedish slang for "yo bet ya" or simular to "You can count on it"

13. Your Zodiac Sign? libra

"He who can charm the birds from the trees, and pull you into his seas."

14. The last 3 digits of your cellphone number? 098

Another word for a ghost, especially a friendly one

15. Your fantasy nickname? kanda? hehe

A sexy kind girl who dresses in black but not goth she has many friends and makes them easy she is normally in love with some one name justin there attracted to people with that name

16. Your favorite clothing brand? cap ayam... hahahahaha

boobs..!!

17. Where you work? kuala lumpur

The Drinking Club with the Running Problem

18. What day is it tomorrow? wednesday

The day after Tuesday and before Thursday

19. Your favorite smell? tropical breeze

While revieving a blumpkin a male farts and the resulting air rolls off of the water like a warm tropical breeze

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20. Your favorite food? vadeh

vadeh isn't defined yet

scenary... JALAN2 KUALA TERENGGANU

location

KUALA TERENGGANU & LANG TENGAH ISLAND

date:

9/4/2010 - 11/4/2010

blurp blurp blurp blurp

maksudnya... waahh.. birunya air laut

batek chanting

macam main piano.. kan?

yg ni kalau aku buat? kompom jadi kain buruk... gila ah teliti...

huh.. masa aku belajaq arc welding & gas welding pun dah menyampah.. nak suh buat menatang seni macam ni... kompom aku turih pakai ubi menggala ja (ubi kentang)... remember when zaman sekolah dulu2 nak buat chop utk seni pakai kentang.. kan?

bangunan depan pasar payang... apa nama aku lupa nak note..

taman tamadun islam.. errr yeke? ntah la.. lupa.. tapi boleh pegi masjid kristal

passage to Masjid Kristal

angle meniarap dari atas lantai kayu

Masjid Kristal

sungai apa tatau.. shoot from Masjid Kristal

Lang Sari Resort, Lang Tengah Island, Terengganu

puas?

KELAS CACI MAKI - PENANG

BARUA = barua
SIYE = sial
TOYA = suka-suka hati
BIBAH ROCK = perempuan gila
SIRU = gila
SOKET = errrrr p*k*
KAMJAT = cakap besar
KALIHAMPUT = maki berganda
HARUN = haram
NAK HARAM = anak tidak sah taraf (sila buka kamus dewan)
JEBON, BABI, BEROK = takkan yg ni pun aku nak translate?
TONYOK = hidung kepek
FIRASH = macam bagus
CAMDEK = maki
MENYANGKAK = perasan bagus
JOGHA = juara
SINTAQ = terlebih pandai
PELAQ = loyar buruk (bukan peliaq @ pelir yea)
RIMBOK = tumbuk
SARBAIT = sirap bandung

errr yg last tu aku pun heran cemana bleh masuk kategori caci maki

kepada orang yg suka jaga tepi spender orang

YOU CAN TALK WHAT YOU WANT BUT MY SKIN IS REALLY THICK
I'M THE LEADER OF A KIND AND MY GAME IS REALLY SLICK!

amik ko.. geram dah nih!!!!