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answer truthfully.

1.where have u been last night?
* HOME

2.why were u there?
* IT'S MY HOME MAAA

3.are u a smoker?
* YUP

4.what do u want from your parents?
* TO UNDERSTAND ME FOR WHAT I'M DOING AND ALHAMDULILLAH THEY DO (MOST OF THE TIME HEHE)

5.have u ever seen ghosts?
* YUP... SEVERAL TIMES

6.do u believe in God?
*LAILAHAILLALLAH MUHAMMADARRASULULLAH

7.how many days left til your birthday?
* 10 MONTHS AND 21DAYS

8.why do u love the one u love?
* FOR EVERYTHING THAT SHE HAD.. NO DOUBT ABOUT IT

9.where's your father?
* AT MY HOMETOWN... PENANG

10.what is your phone number?
* ZERO SATU TWO DUA TWO EMPAT FIVE ZERO SEMBILAN EIGHT

11.do you have any friends name wilson?
* NOPE

12.is there any bad news u heard last night?
* ONE OF MY FRIENDS IN LAWS HAS BEEN RAPED BY 5 MEN... HARAM JADAH BETOI

13.what was the last text message to sent?
* NO AKU

14.for who?
* MY BRO

15.do u think u are cute?
* NOPE BUT ANGAHLINA DID HEHE

16.what was the last word someone said to u?
* 0207

17.who was that person?
* PENDEK

18.what is the wallpaper of your phone?
* STANDARD LG380 WALLPAPER

19.have u ever watched porns?
* NGEEEE DO I NEED TO ANSWER THIS TOO?

20.where are u going tomorrow?
* WORK... WORK... WORK... OH MAYBE PENANG.. DEPENDS ON MY BOSS INSTRUCTION

21.where are u going next 3 days?
* PENANG... MAYBE

22.what's the last 4 digits of your cellphone number?
* OLEDI SAID MAAA

23.what was the funniest thing that makes u laugh last night?
* KUNG FU HUSTLE HEHE

24.when is your birthday?
* 18TH OCTOBER

25.when wast the last time u had alcohol?
* NEVER HAD... ERRR DO UMAT MATUK COUNTS?

26.what are u waiting for?
* FOR MY BOND TO BE MATURED NEXT YEAR

27.what will u do if your parents divorce?
* TRY TO UNITE THEM BACK

28.who is your best friend?
* JANTAN = AHMAD FUAD ZAKARIA
* POMPUAN = SURIATI YUSNITA MOHAMAD YUSOFF

29.are u happy now?
* LIFE IS INDEED BEAUTIFUL

30.did you make friends with anybody last few days?
* YUP... WITH 3 IDA'S DURING WATER RAFTING AT KUALA KUBU BARU

31.what is your worst nightmare?
* BEING SLAMMED TO THE SG PETANI BUS STATION WALL BY A BLUE MERC BENZ LORRY CARRYING COOKING GAS CANISTER. EACH AND EVERYTIME I DREAMED OF THIS.. SURE WILL DEMAM ONE

32.do u have sibling 5 years older than u?
* NOPE, I'M THE ELDEST

33.why do u hate the one u hate?
* AKU SUSAH NAK MARAH TAPI JANGAN BUAT AKU BENCI NANTI SUSAH

34.any message for the one u hate?
* JANGAN CARI ABG LAGI BOLEH TAK?

35.did your friend ever mentioned that u look like someone?
* BOB KU2... HAHAHAHAHAMPEH

36.have u accidentally touched your friend's private part?
* HUARGH HUARGH HUARGH HUARGH!!!!! ABSOLUTELY NOT!

37.what time is it?
* 8.45AM

38.are u in any martial arts?
* SILAT GAYUNG

39.honestly, how old are u?
* 30

40.what is the initial of the one u hate?
* BERKHIDMAT UNTUK NEGARA... cam haram ja walhal khidmat mmg hampeh